Archives 2006 - 2008
- 31: Prison showers
- 30: Nintendo’s Mrs. Bowser
- 29: Emo gadget
- 28: Failure is painful
- 27: A Chinese woman
- 26: Hotter than Angelina Jolie
- 25: Things I imagine Rosie O’Donnell has never seen in person
- 25: Avoid hard-ons
- 24: Fish you often see sold in supermarkets
- 24: 200-year-old catfish
- 23: Disney Princesses who are most likely to put out
- 23: My 5 bucks
- 22: Nagging husbands don not mind hearing
- 22: She loves everything
- 21: Things Uri Geller should have tried bending in addition to spoons
- 21: Kung-fu doesn’t scare me
- 20: Extremely rare deaths for penguins
- 20: Eaten by polar bears
- 19: Ways to beat and feel superior to a gorilla
- 19: Crush your skull
- 18: Where your tongue piercing could get stuck
- 18: My new tongue piercing
- 17: Battles in which I am quite sure I could beat Dart Vader
- 17: The rebel alliance
- 16: Comments on bad tattoos
- 16: Basic Western language
- 15: Rare pizza deliveries for a swinger party
- 15: Irish lesbian pizza party
- 14: Why ballerinas make better wives than bodybuilders
- 14: She gave me amazing hugs
- 13: Toilet paper patterns that would make me hesitate for a moment
- 13: Made my wife very happy
- 12: What you do not want to hear your girlfriend yelling during sex
- 12: Dat wus my gas
- 11: What the Vatican missed when updating its thou-shalt-not list
- 11: I was hung like a horse
- 10: Cameos you will not see in the inevitable big-screen version of Night Rider
- 10: I love my girlfriend
- 09: Other uses for beer according to the Blogoshere
- 09: When I vacationed in Turkey
- 08: People I always wished my buddy was when I was younger
- 08: My buddy isn’t lame
- 07: Better than threesomes
- 07: Thing better than a threesome
- 06: What you rarely see at Miami Dolphins games
- 06: Waching a Miami Dolphins game
- 05: What would make me nervous about having sex with an Asian woman
- 05: Asian girl licking a pussy
- 04: Places where my fist luckily has not been
- 04: When I left home
- 03: Real pistol reviews (or things overheard at a gay pride parade)
- 03: I hadn’t used my Glock
- 02: Most likely places where you will find your wife’s thong if she’ morbidly obese
- 02: It saved me money
- 01: Things you won’t be afraid of after being married for more than 10 years
- 01: Getting a sneaking suspicion
- 28: Other more appropriate descriptions for the gritty streets of New York
- 28: My wife enjoys dressing up
- 27: Least sexy positions for intercourse with a sane human of the male species
- 27: I don’t find it erotic at all
- 26: Clues that signal cheap prostitute
- 26: She was a cheap hooker
- 25: Words that truly define Emo
- 25: One day Emo
- 24: Moments when no teeth beats teeth
- 24: My grandpa taught me a neat trick
- 23: Times that suck
- 23: A peek in to the women’s bathroom
- 22: Other options to masturbation for single guys
- 22: I haven’t gotten laid in 14 years
- 21: Advantages of having an obese girlfriend
- 21: The year before I rolled her
- 20: Bringing James Bond up to date
- 20: Give me brutal diarrhea
- 19: Ideas on how to spice up The View
- 19: Laid off by McDonald’s
- 18: Why I will never go to a Rolling Stones concert again
- 18: A wet dream for a mosquito
- 17: Most over published Flickr photos
- 17: Me and my homie
- 16: Ice cream flavours I have not seen yet
- 16: SWF goth looking for a guy
- 15: Why I would hate being a Goth
- 15: What my dad looked like
- 14: Overused terms in image macros
- 14: Unfortunately she’s a lesbian
- 13: Drawback to being hung like a horse
- 13: When I wasn’t medicated
- 12: The scariest rabid animals
- 12: Freaky things with his legs
- 11: People I would be nervous to have for dinner
- 11: Seriously coked up
- 10: What dogs rarely smell like
- 10: Southern women in corsets
- 09: Horrific events Nostradamus did not predict very accurately
- 09: My band performs for peanuts
- 08: The worst things a George Clooney date could possibly do
- 08: Really purty
- 07: Important years in Swedish history
- 07: My plan was to dunk it
- 06: Things that would make the world a very different place
- 06: Freaking happy
- 05: What I image would be difficult for Star Wars Stormtroopers
- 05: Give your honey a big kiss
- 04: Things you really don’t need to have a closer look at
- 04: I often take a closer look
- 03: Difficult things to do with melted butter
- 03: Mildly erotic
- 02: Women that have never been naked in any of my dreams
- 02: I had this dream last night
- 01: My favourite ways to enjoy reindeer
- 01: Me and the guys were horny
- 31: Signs that your wife might be getting overweight
- 31: Got it for Christmas
- 30: How to tell if your dog is intelligent
- 30: Dog - Smart
- 29: Rare polkas not performed often enough
- 29: Forward this picture
- 28: What scared me about magicians when I was a kid
- 28: Ripped people’s lungs out
- 27: Why I would make for a lousy prositutue
- 27: She had a lot of personality
- 26: Things I would be able to do if I were Rosie O’Donnell
- 26: Powerful beast
- 25: Signs that your web hosting company is sub par at best
- 25: Radiation creates sturdier lovers
- 24: Kevin Federline’s nicknames for all his kids
- 24: Made our own Navy
- 23: Smells I would market if I were to sell pills that changes farts
- 23: It’s been over a week now
- 22: Imaginary sharks that I wouldn’t be afraid of at all
- 22: Women’s golf tour
- 21: Better things to do than to finish Super Mario Galaxy
- 21: I make a lot of friends
- 20: What have celebrities been able to do for Darfur so far?
- 20: Clowning around in Darfur
- 19: Completely uninteresting things I did today
- 19: Family-sized stew
- 18: Radio channels we need in Montreal
- 18: Pandhanding ISO 9001
- 17: Let’s make the world a happier place and drastically lower the prices on…
- 17: One of your balls
- 16: Things I would be happy about if I were God
- 16: This is my big and hairy…
- 15: People who don’t know any better
- 15: Time I spent in prison
- 14: Future headlines regarding the death of the luckiest bastard on the planet
- 14: I was naked and pregnant
- 13: Unspeakable horrors
- 13: My mom gave me a helmet
- 12: Nicknames Brad Pitt could possibly be using for Angelina Jolie
- 12: When I have to go
- 11: Big ticket items I would peddle at the supermarket checkout if I owned a store
- 11: Owned a brewery
- 10: Horrible cheating excuses
- 10: Luke Skywalker’s death
- 09: Personals by wildlife
- 09: World War Z
- 08: What you can’t have too many of
- 08: Fresh McChicken
- 07: Not as impressive masters
- 07: I smoke as I haz 9 laifs
- 06: Reasons why the next great depression won’t be as depressing as the one in the 1930’s
- 06: Follow me to the grill
- 05: Animals that look funny in hats
- 05: Thank you God for boobies
- 04: Things that are equally important to having a big penis
- 04: Nothing is going to stop me now
- 03: Comments overheard when Miami Dolphins fired coach Cam Cameon
- 03: Getting caught with cheap plastic
- 02: Signs that you are dealing with a second-rate chef
- 02: I steal a cookie
- 01: Predictable early January news reports
- 01: All over your ass with my nunchucks
- 31: More realistic New Year’s Eve resolutions
- 31: One of the Darths
- 30: Most common Cambodian sex related myths
- 30: Loves a well-hung dude
- 29: Shelters that we need but rarely see
- 29: Spikes
- 28: Brand names of strap-ons that instil respect
- 28: Taste the one that’s forever young
- 27: Crappy family restaurants that I try hard to avoid
- 27: One of my heros
- 26: Books I will probably never read
- 26: Taking it up a notch
- 25: Jamie Lynn Spears’ (Zoey 101) pregnancy in numbers
- 25: French-Canadian girl
- 24: Disgusting booze
- 24: Monkey creature
- 23: Mixed signals from women
- 23: Training bra
- 22: Signs that you are dealing with a discount escort
- 22: I have a new hat
- 21: Signs that you are completely and utterly bored
- 21: My mom’s shoes
- 20: Things that count as a third testicle
- 20: Polish
- 19: Alternatives to Subway’s “Eat Fresh” slogan
- 19: WTF is that?
- 18: Signs that you might be dealing with jailbait
- 18: Girl’s night out
- 17: Depresssing things about being an angel
- 17: Stop looking at me
- 16: People we have too many of
- 16: Your left nipple pinched
- 15: All I want for Christmas this year
- 15: Sit back and think
- 14: Horrible choking deaths
- 14: Tongue piercing
- 13: My still unfinished self-help books
- 13: Finnish hard rock style
- 12: Why Christmas is better in Sweden than in North America
- 12: When Johnny Depp wore it
- 11: When things are not gay
- 11: If I was declawed
- 10: Benefits of getting snowed in to a desolate mountain top cabin
- 10: Happy and really happy
- 09: Horrible names for a dog
- 09: You be my master now
- 08: When you don’t want to see bubbles
- 08: Bubbles are bubbles
- 07: Items you rarely see guys purchase at one time
- 07: The beer and pizza is this way
- 06: My 2 1/2-year-old’s Santa wish list
- 06: When you really want it
- 05: Other terms for (ED) erectile dysfunction
- 05: Stay cool
- 04: What not to talk about on a first date
- 04: Just because you got lucky
- 03: Potent phrases I don’t use often enough
- 03: Half-baked Lindsay Lohan
- 02: Honorary titles that I could live without
- 02: My girlfriend was a beast
- 01: What I imagine Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could be doing today
- 01: You are stoned and make no sense
- 30: Common choking hazards according to the U.S. Department of Health
- 30: George W. Bush also eats pussy
- 29: Signs that your bulimia is getting worse
- 29: Got lucky at a garage sale
- 28: What I bet they didn’t have on the Death Star
- 28: Crapped in your pouch
- 27: Luckiest bastards on the planet
- 27: One perfect faucet
- 26: Our first famous bobbleheads
- 26: We danced my balls off
- 25: Ugly meat that tastes good
- 25: Takes a shit in our cars
- 24: Great things about having severe facial herpes
- 24: Fat guys drive Harleys
- 23: Reasons to why the United States is on the way in to a recession
- 23: She is easy to grab
- 22: Things you will find when cleaning out any aunt’s basement
- 22: Hounded by a flying Basset hound
- 21: Words yet to be used in a Rocky movie
- 21: Won’t crap on your lawn again
- 20: Signs that you might not be the perfect wife
- 20: Raped in prison showers
- 19: Alternatives to Viking helmets if you wish to look even more ferocious
- 19: I loved cheap dates
- 18: Words often used together with the word marriage
- 18: Tough chicks
- 17: Wine I enjoy
- 17: Redneck racing bike
- 16: Other monos that affect relationships
- 16: Karate all over your ass
- 15: Things your dildo can’t do for you
- 15: The very moment I fell in love
- 14: Medical supplies I’m happy I don’t need to buy
- 14: Get lucky at the old folks home
- 13: Ideas for naming your aquarium fish
- 13: Love eating fruit in the bath
- 12: Things that Asian kids always seem to better than my own
- 12: Minor football calls you rarely hear
- 12: Cats have baths too
- 11: Common accidental pregnancy explanations
- 11: Awkward moments for hard-ons
- 11: Lived in the bottom of a well
- 10: Advantages to dating the Olsen twins
- 10: Getting a hard-on
- 09: Ways to lose your skin
- 09: Racing to McDonald’s
- 08: Recent wet dreams
- 08: Bulgarian housekeeper
- 07: How to tell that your science teacher is a psychopath
- 07: Rarely performed ballroom dances
- 07: Santa’s second string of flying reindeer as named by my spell checker and thesaurus
- 07: Didn’t get laid very often
- 06: Lines you will never hear Clint Eastwood say in a movie
- 06: The upside
- 05: Why it’s great to have a cop wife
- 05: Out of Britney Spears’ vagina
- 04: Goth make-up colours
- 04: Dude from Brokeback Mountain
- 03: Signs that your 18-year-old girlfriend is too young for you
- 03: Being transexual
- 02: Suggesting how blondes can prove themselves
- 02: Nice set of boobs
- 01: Fascinating things I have learned today
- 01: Selfish brats
- 31: Weakest Halloween outfits I saw tonight
- 31: Theories why women go to the bathroom together
- 31: I eat children
- 30: Things that rarely come in to play during oral sex
- 30: To be truly seductive
- 29: Activities (made easier)
- 29: UPS kicks ass
- 28: When your hard drive is most likely to crash
- 28: I didn’t get laid very often
- 27: Why you won’t see me on Facebook.com any time soon
- 27: Heart of a ballerina
- 26: Words of truth I hope to one day read in a Ford car review
- 26: If her name is Bambi
- 25: Things I have never seen with my own eyes
- 25: 10 minues to blow it up
- 24: Things that are easily overdone
- 24: A banana is a close second
- 23: Animals commonly found in rain forests
- 23: Didn’t help with the chicks
- 22: Essential none-beauty tips for women
- 22: Complete slut
- 21: Lies that your ex-girlfriend has made up about you
- 21: Words used in personal ads that signal “serial killer”
- 21: How to make yourself more interesting to women
- 21: What your boyfriend is thinking when looking at other women
- 21: Tips for shaving your balls
- 21: Do whatever it takes to get laid
- 20: Why porn actresses have big hair
- 20: SpongeBob SquarePants for the deaf
- 19: Horrible girlfriend traits
- 19: Signs that you are crazy
- 18: Important things for a 40-year-old man
- 18: I look cool
- 17: Marriage savers
- 17: Not made in Japan
- 16: How to tell that your date at the basketball game works as a hooker
- 16: I love tornados
- 15: Street gangs not to fear so much
- 15: Being an idiot
- 14: Britney Spears when paparazzi is taking pictures of her naked crotch…
- 14: Ton of fun with my dog
- 13: What I’m happy I don’t have an abundance of
- 13: Fall asleep around pricks
- 12: Take Home Chef rip-offs that never really took off
- 12: Love at Warp 8
- 11: The only places where a puck causes pain if you are a real hockey player
- 11: I sometimes urinate a little
- 10: Compliments that would actually work for a guy
- 10: Last known picture
- 09: Common 70-something Caucasian mother-in-law’s thoughts on Chinese food
- 09: When they anal probe me
- 08: Why Tupperware became so popular
- 08: Making mankind happy
- 07: Sexiest sounding dog breeds
- 07: Going number 1 on deck 2
- 06: Things that stoned arachnophobes often end up stomping
- 06: If you don’t know any better
- 05: I’m a fuck head
- 04: Marriage advice your rarely see
- 04: Me and some cool dude
- 03: Different ways the Stanley Cup could end up on Young Street, in Toronto, at the end of the season
- 03: I had a bottle of wine
- 02: Toys my kids always hope to find in their Kinder Surprise Eggs
- 02: Rescuing retarded pokemons
- 01: A few thing I don’t have in my basement
- 01: Let me think a bit here
- 30: Signs that your girlfriend might be a hooker
- 30: Found it to be a turn-off
- 29: Things that looks cool but hurts like a son of a bitch
- 29: Picked up after me
- 28: Random thoughts and wisdom
- 28: Redneck
- 27: The order of things that goes in to a guy’s first wallet
- 27: Happy Valentine’s Day
- 26: Addictions I wouldn’t mind having
- 26: Since I got porn on cable
- 25: Where you don’t want people to see dried spills of yoghurt
- 25: I pizzed in u r coffee a lille bit
- 24: Most common places where guys learned about sex in the early 1980s
- 24: Made for each other
- 23: Shocking celebrity admissions - not!
- 23: Southern Comfort art
- 22: Important things I learned today
- 22: Fat ass humor
- 21: The meaning of true love
- 21: The chicken farm is paradise
- 20: Suggested new rules about country music to make the world a better place
- 20: Meat my grandma
- 19: Other terms describing earrings for men
- 19: Being lesbian was perfect
- 18: First attempts at numerology in combination with names
- 18: U r gonna do wut 2 me?
- 17: My favourite fridge magnets
- 17: Not now deer
- 16: Things I would like to do again for the first time
- 16: Some girl
- 15: Horrible things you will hopefully never have to experience
- 15: The size doesn’t matter
- 14: Names of the four remaining lobsters at the supermarket
- 14: No taste buds in my throat
- 13: The only places where they haven’t found semen on the TV show C.S.I.
- 13: Loved her gums
- 12: Star Wars items I would bid on if I found it on eBay
- 12: Without a spare one
- 11: Ways to trap a mermaid
- 11: 15 years of weight training
- 10: Things you might read in a letter from an Inuit pen pal
- 10: Try blowing yourself
- 09: KKK toddlers’ trickiest letters
- 09: Style my own hair
- 08: Embarrassing accidents that I try to avoid having
- 08: It was a nice day
- 07: Expanding on the word ugly
- 07: If it wasn’t for nuts
- 06: Songs that surprisingly weren’t used in any of the Bourne movies
- 06: Cleanse the world of evil
- 05: What not to use the Internet for
- 05: Amazing stuff on YouTube
- 04: Easier venues where Senator Larry Craig could have been soliciting for gay sex
- 04: Looking for Playboy bunnies
- 03: My most memorable and joyful labour days
- 03: Make my father proud of me
- 02: Alternative product slogans
- 02: Whining Maple Leafs fans
- 01: Lines I doubt have never been published in any romance novel.
- 01: Timely diaper changes
- 31: Imagery you seldom see printed on a shower curtain
- 31: Manga kitten
- 30: Beautiful turkey imagery and their opposites
- 30: Escaped from Police
- 29: Things you don’t want to hear from your buddy
- 29: Charlize Theron
- 28: Painful lessons learned the hard way
- 28: It’s mine
- 27: Essential food products that you will never be able to get as organic
- 27: King of Myspace.com
- 26: Lines you rarely hear spoken in John Wayne movies
- 26: My girlfriend is intelligent
- 25: New everyday slang for having an erection
- 25: Going to be a very Merry Christmas
- 24: Letters and numbers that make gangbangers drunk and crazy
- 24: Kiss Rosie O’Donnell’s ass
- 23: Today I realized that it’s 2007 and disappointingly…
- 23: Makes us feel insignificant
- 22: Products that probably have a limited market
- 22: My McDonald’s problem
- 21: What you rarely see injury attorneys specialising in
- 21: Sounds that best describe Tiger Wood’s driver hitting a ball
- 21: Tequila vomit volcano
- 20: Authentic 19-th century home remedies
- 20: Let it all hang out
- 19: New findings about obesity that I hope to see
- 19: Passed a woman’s bra
- 18: The bathroom tissue of celebrities
- 18: Since Guitar Hero II
- 17: Drawbacks of being the invisible man
- 17: Becoming a goth
- 16: First lines of different erotic novels that I plan to write
- 16: That perfect lover
- 15: Fruits and spells that have never been featured in a storybook involving a princess and a witch
- 15: When I sleep I often dream
- 14: Chess pieces in the seedy side of town
- 14: You shut up or I wil hang you
- 13: Embarrassing deaths if you are the world’s oldest person
- 13: Semen contains
- 12: Newspaper headlines that always get people’s attention
- 12: Our first date
- 11: Novelty t-shirts you should never try to wear through U.S. customs
- 11: I love goth culture
- 10: What I would hate to see written about myself in the papers
- 10: Golf etiquette - best clubs for hitting different rodents
- 10: Signs that you might be evil
- 10: Wonderful dreams of parrots
- 10: I have been harassed
- 09: Stockholm tourism review
- 09: We partied hard
- 08: Scariest places in and around our house
- 08: My first day as a goth
- 07: Worst things about getting really drunk in Quebec
- 07: If u ated ma cookie
- 06: You know you are in deep trouble when…
- 06: Putt it in there
- 05: Things you rarely hear your wife say
- 05: McSuck my balls
- 04: Why you won’t see Tom Cruise performing in Riverdance any time soon
- 04: God bless collagen
- 03: Why it sucks to be a zombie
- 03: Make her my wife
- 02: Signs of a big penis on man
- 02: Third testicle
- 01: Disturbing product advertising characters
- 01: I don’t talk much
- 31: New today street lingo for a quickie shower
- 31: Wigger denial
- 30: Simple ideas for how to freak out PETA members
- 30: I coached the Miami Dolphins
- 29: Stuff you can’t do overnight
- 29: Southern Comfort hairdo
- 28: Words not very similar in meaning to sodomize
- 28: I played for the Miami Dolphins
- 27: My most memorable farts according to my kids
- 27: Best Buy sales training
- 26: What you never want to hear your neighbour say
- 26: I hope to reincarnate
- 25: Items not found by the workmen that jack-hammered away our old walkway
- 25: I love one of my other selves
- 24: Alternative lip glosses that never took off
- 24: Old Japanese tourists
- 23: Things I could have sworn were the real deal when I was six
- 23: My mom thinks I look cool
- 22: Gross things that I have never bitten in to
- 22: I blow bubbles when I cry
- 21: Similar books to the Harry Potter book series that I intend to read
- 21: Santa’s greedy little helper
- 20: Beatles-like band names that didn’t spell success
- 20: SWM looking
- 19: Spice Girls world tour coverage that I hope to see
- 19: I do love you
- 18: Products that will never become eco-friendly
- 18: Last one to the mud puddle
- 17: Tough Hangman words to solve
- 17: What is that thing?
- 16: What to call your children if you intend to eat them
- 16: Hard rock concerts
- 15: What I thought was cool about the comic book character Phantom when I was kid
- 15: Chicks dig this
- 14: Misleading (and my suggested) text on our food processor
- 14: Other Goth drones
- 13: My most memorable plastic cards
- 13: I like lifting things
- 12: Favourite nuts
- 12: This is what I’ll do to you
- 11: Great activities I have planned for the kids this weekend
- 11: I’m a bull looking
- 10: What I imagine Michael Jackson will be doing today
- 10: Hope it’s not a sock
- 09: My five genie wishes
- 09: Would like to babysit your children
- 08: Things women rarely volunteer to do in movies
- 08: Is that Celine Dion music I hear?
- 07: Google Trends statistics for specific search phrases
- 07: Potentially mine
- 06: Celebrity product promotions I would love to see
- 06: Dear God
- 05: Alleys where you wouldn’t get laid
- 05: Least sexy fruits
- 05: This is a picture of me
- 04: French cuisine a la Babel Fish
- 04: Like shopping at Wal-Mart
- 03: Best chicken wing recipe in the world
- 03: We are leaning this way
- 02: Best names of boats I have never seen
- 02: Not David Blaine
- 01: Today is Canada Day - Fun family games we play in this country
- 01: My dad is a dentist
- 30: Salads that I wouldn’t very much enjoy stepping in
- 30: Sit on this gnome
- 29: Books that haven’t been published yet
- 29: Probably not putting out
- 28: Miracles I have performed that could make me a saint in the future
- 28: Not on the way to Sturgis
- 27: Words that I have never used
- 27: I’ll give you a hand
- 26: First lines of books I have though about writing
- 26: Southern Comfort party
- 25: ANHosting and midPhase sucks - negative web hosting review
- 25: Prefer dogs over humans
- 24: What frightens me about global warming
- 24: When you never want to hear, “Ooops!”
- 24: On plastic dogs seeks SWF
- 23: Local stores I haven’t bothered with
- 23: I don’t like skip roping
- 22: Talents I wished I had
- 22: Slide a little bit
- 21: Things I don’t want to hear from my daughters until the year 2037
- 21: Freakin’ ecstatic groom
- 20: What I often ask myself about NBC Late Night’s, Conan O’Brien’s career
- 20: The perfect woman
- 19: Why NASA should try to put a man on Mars
- 19: Nooooooooo!
- 18: Standout names to which people rarely legally change their name
- 18: Princess Fiona
- 17: The Distorted View Show podcast review
- 17: Lolz Hi Hih
- 16: