Archives 2006 - 2008

Archives 2006 - 2008

February 2008

28: Other more appropriate descriptions for the gritty streets of New York
28: My wife enjoys dressing up
27: Least sexy positions for intercourse with a sane human of the male species
27: I don’t find it erotic at all
26: Clues that signal cheap prostitute
26: She was a cheap hooker
25: Words that truly define Emo
25: One day Emo
24: Moments when no teeth beats teeth
24: My grandpa taught me a neat trick
23: Times that suck
23: A peek in to the women’s bathroom
22: Other options to masturbation for single guys
22: I haven’t gotten laid in 14 years
21: Advantages of having an obese girlfriend
21: The year before I rolled her
20: Bringing James Bond up to date
20: Give me brutal diarrhea
19: Ideas on how to spice up The View
19: Laid off by McDonald’s
18: Why I will never go to a Rolling Stones concert again
18: A wet dream for a mosquito
17: Most over published Flickr photos
17: Me and my homie
16: Ice cream flavours I have not seen yet
16: SWF goth looking for a guy
15: Why I would hate being a Goth
15: What my dad looked like
14: Overused terms in image macros
14: Unfortunately she’s a lesbian
13: Drawback to being hung like a horse
13: When I wasn’t medicated
12: The scariest rabid animals
12: Freaky things with his legs
11: People I would be nervous to have for dinner
11: Seriously coked up
10: What dogs rarely smell like
10: Southern women in corsets
09: Horrific events Nostradamus did not predict very accurately
09: My band performs for peanuts
08: The worst things a George Clooney date could possibly do
08: Really purty
07: Important years in Swedish history
07: My plan was to dunk it
06: Things that would make the world a very different place
06: Freaking happy
05: What I image would be difficult for Star Wars Stormtroopers
05: Give your honey a big kiss
04: Things you really don’t need to have a closer look at
04: I often take a closer look
03: Difficult things to do with melted butter
03: Mildly erotic
02: Women that have never been naked in any of my dreams
02: I had this dream last night
01: My favourite ways to enjoy reindeer
01: Me and the guys were horny

January 2008

December 2007

31: More realistic New Year’s Eve resolutions
31: One of the Darths
30: Most common Cambodian sex related myths
30: Loves a well-hung dude
29: Shelters that we need but rarely see
29: Spikes
28: Brand names of strap-ons that instil respect
28: Taste the one that’s forever young
27: Crappy family restaurants that I try hard to avoid
27: One of my heros
26: Books I will probably never read
26: Taking it up a notch
25: Jamie Lynn Spears’ (Zoey 101) pregnancy in numbers
25: French-Canadian girl
24: Disgusting booze
24: Monkey creature
23: Mixed signals from women
23: Training bra
22: Signs that you are dealing with a discount escort
22: I have a new hat
21: Signs that you are completely and utterly bored
21: My mom’s shoes
20: Things that count as a third testicle
20: Polish
19: Alternatives to Subway’s “Eat Fresh” slogan
19: WTF is that?
18: Signs that you might be dealing with jailbait
18: Girl’s night out
17: Depresssing things about being an angel
17: Stop looking at me
16: People we have too many of
16: Your left nipple pinched
15: All I want for Christmas this year
15: Sit back and think
14: Horrible choking deaths
14: Tongue piercing
13: My still unfinished self-help books
13: Finnish hard rock style
12: Why Christmas is better in Sweden than in North America
12: When Johnny Depp wore it
11: When things are not gay
11: If I was declawed
10: Benefits of getting snowed in to a desolate mountain top cabin
10: Happy and really happy
09: Horrible names for a dog
09: You be my master now
08: When you don’t want to see bubbles
08: Bubbles are bubbles
07: Items you rarely see guys purchase at one time
07: The beer and pizza is this way
06: My 2 1/2-year-old’s Santa wish list
06: When you really want it
05: Other terms for (ED) erectile dysfunction
05: Stay cool
04: What not to talk about on a first date
04: Just because you got lucky
03: Potent phrases I don’t use often enough
03: Half-baked Lindsay Lohan
02: Honorary titles that I could live without
02: My girlfriend was a beast
01: What I imagine Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could be doing today
01: You are stoned and make no sense

November 2007

30: Common choking hazards according to the U.S. Department of Health
30: George W. Bush also eats pussy
29: Signs that your bulimia is getting worse
29: Got lucky at a garage sale
28: What I bet they didn’t have on the Death Star
28: Crapped in your pouch
27: Luckiest bastards on the planet
27: One perfect faucet
26: Our first famous bobbleheads
26: We danced my balls off
25: Ugly meat that tastes good
25: Takes a shit in our cars
24: Great things about having severe facial herpes
24: Fat guys drive Harleys
23: Reasons to why the United States is on the way in to a recession
23: She is easy to grab
22: Things you will find when cleaning out any aunt’s basement
22: Hounded by a flying Basset hound
21: Words yet to be used in a Rocky movie
21: Won’t crap on your lawn again
20: Signs that you might not be the perfect wife
20: Raped in prison showers
19: Alternatives to Viking helmets if you wish to look even more ferocious
19: I loved cheap dates
18: Words often used together with the word marriage
18: Tough chicks
17: Wine I enjoy
17: Redneck racing bike
16: Other monos that affect relationships
16: Karate all over your ass
15: Things your dildo can’t do for you
15: The very moment I fell in love
14: Medical supplies I’m happy I don’t need to buy
14: Get lucky at the old folks home
13: Ideas for naming your aquarium fish
13: Love eating fruit in the bath
12: Things that Asian kids always seem to better than my own
12: Minor football calls you rarely hear
12: Cats have baths too
11: Common accidental pregnancy explanations
11: Awkward moments for hard-ons
11: Lived in the bottom of a well
10: Advantages to dating the Olsen twins
10: Getting a hard-on
09: Ways to lose your skin
09: Racing to McDonald’s
08: Recent wet dreams
08: Bulgarian housekeeper
07: How to tell that your science teacher is a psychopath
07: Rarely performed ballroom dances
07: Santa’s second string of flying reindeer as named by my spell checker and thesaurus
07: Didn’t get laid very often
06: Lines you will never hear Clint Eastwood say in a movie
06: The upside
05: Why it’s great to have a cop wife
05: Out of Britney Spears’ vagina
04: Goth make-up colours
04: Dude from Brokeback Mountain
03: Signs that your 18-year-old girlfriend is too young for you
03: Being transexual
02: Suggesting how blondes can prove themselves
02: Nice set of boobs
01: Fascinating things I have learned today
01: Selfish brats

October 2007

September 2007

August 2007

31: New today street lingo for a quickie shower
31: Wigger denial
30: Simple ideas for how to freak out PETA members
30: I coached the Miami Dolphins
29: Stuff you can’t do overnight
29: Southern Comfort hairdo
28: Words not very similar in meaning to sodomize
28: I played for the Miami Dolphins
27: My most memorable farts according to my kids
27: Best Buy sales training
26: What you never want to hear your neighbour say
26: I hope to reincarnate
25: Items not found by the workmen that jack-hammered away our old walkway
25: I love one of my other selves
24: Alternative lip glosses that never took off
24: Old Japanese tourists
23: Things I could have sworn were the real deal when I was six
23: My mom thinks I look cool
22: Gross things that I have never bitten in to
22: I blow bubbles when I cry
21: Similar books to the Harry Potter book series that I intend to read
21: Santa’s greedy little helper
20: Beatles-like band names that didn’t spell success
20: SWM looking
19: Spice Girls world tour coverage that I hope to see
19: I do love you
18: Products that will never become eco-friendly
18: Last one to the mud puddle
17: Tough Hangman words to solve
17: What is that thing?
16: What to call your children if you intend to eat them
16: Hard rock concerts
15: What I thought was cool about the comic book character Phantom when I was kid
15: Chicks dig this
14: Misleading (and my suggested) text on our food processor
14: Other Goth drones
13: My most memorable plastic cards
13: I like lifting things
12: Favourite nuts
12: This is what I’ll do to you
11: Great activities I have planned for the kids this weekend
11: I’m a bull looking
10: What I imagine Michael Jackson will be doing today
10: Hope it’s not a sock
09: My five genie wishes
09: Would like to babysit your children
08: Things women rarely volunteer to do in movies
08: Is that Celine Dion music I hear?
07: Google Trends statistics for specific search phrases
07: Potentially mine
06: Celebrity product promotions I would love to see
06: Dear God
05: Alleys where you wouldn’t get laid
05: Least sexy fruits
05: This is a picture of me
04: French cuisine a la Babel Fish
04: Like shopping at Wal-Mart
03: Best chicken wing recipe in the world
03: We are leaning this way
02: Best names of boats I have never seen
02: Not David Blaine
01: Today is Canada Day - Fun family games we play in this country
01: My dad is a dentist

30: Salads that I wouldn’t very much enjoy stepping in
30: Sit on this gnome
29: Books that haven’t been published yet
29: Probably not putting out
28: Miracles I have performed that could make me a saint in the future
28: Not on the way to Sturgis
27: Words that I have never used
27: I’ll give you a hand
26: First lines of books I have though about writing
26: Southern Comfort party
25: ANHosting and midPhase sucks - negative web hosting review
25: Prefer dogs over humans
24: What frightens me about global warming
24: When you never want to hear, “Ooops!”
24: On plastic dogs seeks SWF
23: Local stores I haven’t bothered with
23: I don’t like skip roping
22: Talents I wished I had
22: Slide a little bit
21: Things I don’t want to hear from my daughters until the year 2037
21: Freakin’ ecstatic groom
20: What I often ask myself about NBC Late Night’s, Conan O’Brien’s career
20: The perfect woman
19: Why NASA should try to put a man on Mars
19: Nooooooooo!
18: Standout names to which people rarely legally change their name
18: Princess Fiona
17: The Distorted View Show podcast review
17: Lolz Hi Hih
16: