Scudfish

McCain and Palin — Wishing you the scariest Halloween and election ever. They also hope you will catch syphilis of the brain and vote republican.

Son — The lazy fucker that never gets you that beer fast enough.

My brother joined the navy and we were all very excited to look up that place called “Japan”, where his torpedo boat would most likely be sunk.

Just a few words to describe Barack Obama’s 30 minutes in primetime…

1. Amazing.
2. Brilliant.
3. Classy.
4. Positive.
5. Wow…

Primetime television ad messages will from this point on be used in all future presidential campaigns!

Actually, it’s surprising that John McCain didn’t do one himself with money saved by skipping pointless “Joe the Plumber” ads. Not giving Sarah Palin $150,000 to spend on clothes and make-up would also have helped make it possible.

Watch Barack Obama’s primetime message on YouTube. Start with part 1 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax57jUJtOXQ

McCain and Palin — Choosing plumbers over clowns.

Crabs — Ok. So she has some but her tits also defy gravity.

I had gone from lover to wife and on to maid, in less than three months. Where as my loser friends still lived at home. I was living my dream!

Here’s a list of vice president hopeful Sarah Palin’s greatest accomplishments, in a loose timeline… It should be obvious that nobody but a feeble-minded 72-year-old grandfather would consider her right for the job.

1. She finished second in the 1994 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.
2. She has shot and skinned her own moose, caribou, wolf and…
3. She convinced herself that the unborn have rights (but void if born homosexual).
4. She has as a governor hoodwinked the people of Alaska for 2 years.
5. She saw Russia from her back porch.
6. She became a Maverick and no longer needs to read books or newspapers.
7. She had her disgraceful junkie son, Track Palin, sent to Iraq.
8. She got her pregnant teenager’s ex-boyfriend sober and in a suit.
9. She acquired a $150,000 GOP hockey mom clothing and make-up shopping spree.
10. She travels with her mentor, an unlicensed redneck plumber named Joe.

McCain and Palin — Realizing that they are closer to Alaska then the White House.

Finland — Where the unexpected is another dead rabbit.