Scudfish

1. Operation Irani Freedom.
2. Operation Big Fat Surprise.
3. Operation Shut The Hell Up.
4. Operation Presidential Re-election.
5. Operation Iraqi U-turn.

McCain and Palin — Mending messed up America-Russia relations.

French kitten playing war games.

Me and Bruce were in to some seriously painful and bloody fetish games.

1. Too much skirt and salsa — not enough taco.
2. No Priscilla Presley to make fun of.
3. Def Leppard won’t make the mistake of showing up again.
4. The slutty Edyta Sliwinska was the first one to be voted off.
5. No stars.

McCain and Palin — Focusing on the economy even when it is difficult.

I have gone bowling… I’ll be right back!

New hat $0, new gloves $0, new stuffed animals $0… being a kleptomaniac - priceless!

1. The strawberry punch got spiked with fermented goat’s milk.
2. The two chaperons fell asleep and were taken by a lion.
3. The lion feel asleep and was in turn taken by Unbatha.
4. The river overflowed in the school gymnasium.
5. The “disk jockey” gave up after three hours of tongue chanting.

McCain and Palin — Supporting gay encounters as long as they are out of wedlock.