Scudfish

I love mayonannaise and I mayonannaise.

1. MC Sonofagod.
2. Master Float.
3. Dr. Miracle.
4. Malcolm C.
5. Cuba God Jr.

I tried to be invisible bur the batteries ran out.

Single very white male seeks somebody with a vagina.

1. Exercise by spanking your children and nannies!
2. The bottle — witchcraft or a useable household item for storing liquids?
3. Men reveal: women are more desirable when they make themselves available!
4. How to eat a sausage without looking like a cheap tramp!
5. Timesaving tips on how to clean yourself up after an enraged drunken beating by your husband!

Oh, hi! I first thought it was your brother.

Online virtual sex.

1. Today — one, so far.
2. Yesterday — four.
3. Friday — two, and three lousy ones.
4. Thursday — five.
5. Wednesday — four, and one humongous one.
6. Tuesday or Monday — sixteen, and the other day eight or nine, I think. It’s also possible that I was abducted by fairies.
7. Saturday — six.

We were all hurrying to get laid.

Happy goth kitty.