Boyfriend making me frothy
My boyfriend making me frothy all over.
Archive for May, 2008
What everyone should know to help make the world a better and happier place
- Heimlich maneuver.
- Card tricks.
- Balloon animals.
- Tap dancing.
- Bear Taming.
Our mums and dads are out of town
Our mums and dads are out of town, so we party.
Fish fetish face painting
Fish fetish face painting.
Lines you will never hear in a Quentin Tarantino movie
- “Look! It’s a samurai in a pink, frilly satin dress!”
- “Grandma is pregnant with twins — again…”
- “American beer tastes just like leprechaun urine.”
- “I would like to eat mustard out of one of your shoes.”
- “Can’t we just stay home and cuddle tonight? I’m tired of killing zombies!”
Avoid this bad luck
Trying hard to avoid this bad luck.
To hell in a handbasket
Take me to hell in a handbasket.
Food that’s not as appetizing in liquid form
- Caesar salad.
- Meatballs.
- Lamb chop.
- Tuna Sandwich.
- Pecan pie.
Being my bitch’s bitch
Being my bitch’s bitch.
