Prison showers
Prison showers aren’t always this nice.
Archive for March, 2008
Nintendo’s Mrs. Bowser
Nintendo’s Mrs. Bowser.
Emo gadget
Emo gadget.
Failure is painful
Failure is painful.
A Chinese woman
She is a Chinese woman I am her pet or lunch.
Hotter than Angelina Jolie
In one way she was hotter than Angelina Jolie.
Things I imagine Rosie O’Donnell has never seen in person
- Heard of unicorns grazing four-leaf clovers.
- Leprechaun protecting his pot of gold using a clog shoe.
- Fairy getting naked and posing for drunken tourists.
- Lesbian dragon slow dancing with a lesbian mountain troll.
- Hard-on.
Avoid hard-ons
I used meditation to avoid hard-ons.
Fish you often see sold in supermarkets
- Pestinaustralia fish.
- Mostlybones fish.
- Oilytexture fish.
- Likecatfood fish.
- Expensive fish.
200-year-old catfish
It was an amazing day because we got to kill this 200-year-old catfish.