Scudfish

1. Smile and lick an eyebrow… Can be done anywhere where there are females present.
2. When your Ferrari is dirty: lick it clean… Best done on a really busy street.
3. Pick up a quarter from you wallet using only your tongue… Comes in hand every time you need to pay for something.
4. Get a horseshoe-sized stud in your tongue and act like it doesn’t bother you… Works like a charm with girls who think a humongous piercing is “the coolest thing ever!”
5. French kiss some iceberg lettuce at the grocery store… Yes, you can impress women even when doing mundane chores such as buying groceries.
6. “Accidentally” get some honey on your back, and lick it off… This is best done indoors because of bees and other nasty flying insects.
7. Lick stamps for people at the post office… Not only will you to meet a lot of women but you will also help out in your community.
8. Get “caught” licking the insides of a 32 oz mayonnaise jar… A jar can be brought anywhere. However, make sure it’s almost empty because mayonnaise is quite filling.
9. Give a really bad guy a really good licking… As this can be hazardous to your health, have a helpful friend play the part of the bad guy.
10. Buy a huge ice cream cone and spend 5 hours eating it somewhere hot, and public… Nothing says “look at me” more than vanilla ice cream dripping down your arm.
11. Show that you are an animal lover by licking clean a cat… However, do make sure beforehand that you are not allergic so you won’t go in to septic shock.
12. Practice licking the labels off of beer bottles… This is a classic party trick that’s always sure to impress.
13. Perform Swahili tongue chanting at parties, bars and nightclubs… A man who can make shrill sounds using his tongue can surely accomplish anything.
14. Lick a lamppost at minus 20 degrees Celsius and wait from someone to come and rescue you… Make sure you do it somewhere where people can actually find you.

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