Very dilligent babysitter
Grandpa was always a very dilligent babysitter.
Archive for January, 2008
Pandhanding ISO 9001
I was kicking butt until my boss called me about some panhandling ISO 9001 crap.
Let’s make the world a happier place and drastically lower the prices on…
- Single malt whisky.
- Golden Retriever puppies.
- Beef.
- Porn rentals on cable.
- Maid and butler services.
Pick me
Pick me! I’m cute and juicy too…
One of your balls
This is me — this is one of your balls. Back off!
Things I would be happy about if I were God
- Trees.
- Atlantic Ocean.
- Hope.
- Grizzly bears.
- Stupid iPod whores getting hit by cars.
Spelunking for free porn
Just here spelunking for free porn.
This is my big and hairy…
This is my big and hairy…
People who don’t know any better
- Girls that shower in deserted houses in slasher movies.
- People flying off highways while talking on their cell phones.
- Tone deaf morons in overpriced sneakers lip-syncing to rap “music”.
- Women who don’t wear push-up bras whining about not getting laid.
- Straight guys who wear black liquorice thongs instead of red ones.
AWP whore is hell
AK-47… UMP… XM104… SG-552… MP5… MAC-10… M249… P90… FAMAS… AUG A1…. SCOUT… SG-550… M4A1… SG-1… TMP… IMI GALIL… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP… AWP…
AWP whore is hell.
