Scudfish

1. I won’s sleep anywhere without my own pillow and Elmo hand puppet.
2. I hate greasy Bearnaise sauce stains on my clothes.
3. My pale hairy arse would look hopeless in a black liquorice thong.
4. I despise musty urine smelling truck stop urinals that play country music.
5. My facial hair can’t be trimmed in to a nice eaven vagina-like goatee.

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