Scudfish

Looking at porn is not always enjoyable.

Our first ever girl’s night out.

1. You are forced to wear white even after Labour Day.
2. You easily attract hot South American women with your halo but you can’t do anything about it.
3. You have to pitch in as a guardian angel and of course your guy is a retard that works with power tools.
4. You have to groom your wings daily so you don’t end up looking like a giant scabby pigeon.
5. You are dead — no Guitar Hero III for you.

When two hitchhikers blow one trucker…

Jesus Christ! Stop looking at me with your odd cabbage skull.

1. Politicians.
2. Football analysts.
3. Tap dancers.
4. Morons.
5. Popes.

Life was cuter before the bird flu…

Your left nipple pinched for good luck.

1. Friends coming to call.
2. Children laughing.
3. Goodwill towards man.
4. Peace on earth.
5. Hooters gift certificates.

For godsake keep your balance, bitch!