What I imagine Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could be doing today
- Showing off his take on Kabuki acting to the family hired help.
- Bench-pressing Teddy Kennedy and pumping Maria Shriver.
- Forcing his sworn enemies to watch Twins and Jingle All the Way.
- Speaking with a goofy Austrian accent simply to annoy people.
- Trying on man-bras to go with his collection of Speedos.
