Scudfish

1. 736, 229, 223 — Number of Zoey 101 products returned to stores after Christmas.
2. 2, 120, 129 — Number of preteen girls asking their moms how the baby got in Zoey’s tummy.
3. 2,378 — Number of times Jamie Lynn Spears’ agent said “shit” when hearing the news.
4. 13 — Number of days before Jamie Lynn remembered that babies also come out of the vagina.
5. 2 — Number of stupid sluts now in the Spears family.

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