Scudfish

Me and my brothers used to get lucky at the old folks home.

1. Mr. Probably Dying.
2. Prof. Cannibal Food.
3. Mrs. Money Wasted.
4. Dr. Fin Rot.
5. Mme. Flushed Away.

I had this dream… where I seriously pissed off my buddy Oscar… and he stabbed and shot me… and slit my throat… and threw me off the roof of a highrise building… and ruined by new shows. It was not a very nice dream!

I love eating fruit in the bath while cleverly covering a nipple with my elbow.

1. Win figure skating medals.
2. Solve the Rubik’s cube.
3. Figure out math problems.
4. Play the violin.
5. Duck away from napalm.

I don’t remember this. I only felt the hole in my head later.

Hey? Wtf? Cats have baths too?

1. When your friend steps on a broken bottle.
2. While watching a hockey fight.
3. During a prostate exam.
4. When miming a scene from King Kong.
5. While being a pole barer.

My uncle was not the swiftest but he has some cool moves.

She was my friend even though she lived in the bottom of a well, amongst some rotting corpses.