Scudfish

My boyfriend was a rough son of a bitch.

Redneck racing bike.

1. Monolatry.
2. Monocracy.
3. Monopoly.
4. Monogamy.
5. Monotony.

The making of an edible sandwich in a Nigerian deli.

Hand over the blueberries before I go karate all over your ass.

1. Give you reassuring hugs when you gain 5 pounds.
2. Fry you eggs for your breakfast in bed.
3. Reach for things on the top shelf.
4. Change your care tires and top off the fluids.
5. Listen to your mindless cackling about your mother.

We coked up and played circus.

A sausage fell and in that very moment I fell in love with this woman.

1. Herpes medication.
2. Prosthetic leg lubricant.
3. KKK scrub.
4. Hunchback powder.
5. Conjoined twin depressants.

Thank you for giving us this sweet drool, Jesus!