Scudfish

1. Charlotte Corday.
2. Antoine Laurent Lavoisier.
3. Maximilien Marie Isidore de Robespierre.
4. Queen Marie Antoinette.
5. King Louis XVI.

Looking to wrap her long legs around a Ferrari.

We danced my balls off.

1. Catfish.
2. Turkey.
3. Eel.
4. Lobster.
5. McNugget.

I cracked it open and there the bitch was.

Everyone has that one buddy that we are afraid will also take a shit in our cars.

1. People often confuse you with a grandma on the subway and offer you their seats.
2. Pretend to be a horrific-looking (but “nice and sweet”) burn victim on Myspace.com.
3. You can create your own cool extreme makeup Goth clique.
4. Nothing to be nervous about when hooking up with a skank on Lavalife.com.
5. Best Buy sales people send you on your way without trying to offering you useless extended warranties.

Steven getting ready for shift at HP customer support.

And in that moment I realized why fat guys drive Harleys.

1. Sub-prime loans.
2. Housing prices plummeting.
3. U.S. dollar sinking (especially when Feds lower interest rates).
4. Oil an gold prices rising.
5. George W. Bush is learning to pronounce Tehran, Ahmadinejad and nucular.

The doctors always said I had special talents.

I love her because she is easy to grab and  hang on to.