Great things about having severe facial herpes
- People often confuse you with a grandma on the subway and offer you their seats.
- Pretend to be a horrific-looking (but “nice and sweet”) burn victim on Myspace.com.
- You can create your own cool extreme makeup Goth clique.
- Nothing to be nervous about when hooking up with a skank on Lavalife.com.
- Best Buy sales people send you on your way without trying to offering you useless extended warranties.
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