Things your dildo can’t do for you
- Give you reassuring hugs when you gain 5 pounds.
- Fry you eggs for your breakfast in bed.
- Reach for things on the top shelf.
- Change your care tires and top off the fluids.
- Listen to your mindless cackling about your mother.
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