Lines you will never hear Clint Eastwood say in a movie

 


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  1. “Come on, Steve… Let’s honeymoon on Brokeback Mountain!”
  2. “Guys, let’s play strip poker!”
  3. “Whenever I see you, I just want to groom the hairs on your back.”
  4. “Your man-weapon IS bigger than my man-weapon!”
  5. “If I could, I would breastfeed and snuggle my horse back to health!”

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