Share it with Lindsey Lohan
I was supposed to share it with Lindsey Lohan… Now cat is mashed beyond help.
Archive for October, 2007
Making mankind happy
Summetry is nature’s way of making mankind happy.
Sexiest sounding dog breeds
- Puli.
- Japanese Chin.
- Lowchen.
- Goldendoodle.
- Cockapoo.
Taking one of your lives
Relax, kitten… I’m only taking one of your lives as I have AIDS.
Going number 1 on deck 2
Going number 1 on deck 2.
Things that stoned arachnophobes often end up stomping
- Dust bunnies.
- Hair pieces.
- Kittens.
- Hand prostheses.
- Bicycles.
Don’t think so
I really don’t thinn so! Not here… Not ever!
If you don’t know any better
Life is good — if you don’t know any better.
Rare but serious side effects you never want to see listed for your prescription drug
- Testicle rot.
- Involuntary levitation.
- Hobbit paranoia.
- Obsessive-compulsory disorder involving the personal hygiene of senior citizens.
- Bleeding from eyes, nose and ears when bowling and during sexual intercourse.
All I need is the K
All I need is the K! One whisker 4 the K…
