Scudfish

1. Over your front teeth.
2. Under your eye.
3. Inside of your knee.
4. Back of your head.
5. In your net.

Jesus was right… You have to go quick as a son of a bitch!

I do this and I sometimes urinate a little bit.

1. “Alpha male doesn’t come close to covering it! You could have a life-sized license plate tattooed on your penis!”
2. “Your penis is as hard and smooth as the one on The Statue of David — only bigger and more erect!”
3. “It’s like there is a lunar eclipse every time you drop your pants, and your penis is the Earth I live on!”
4. “Even Tom Cruise would self-medicate himself first if ever bending over for your magnificent specimen of a penis!”
5. “I’ve never seen anything like your penis, except in bowling alleys and attached to the turrets of battle tanks.”

Just wait you little tart… You have to close your eyes eventually.

This is the last known picture of my friend Josh.

1. How can a soup possible be both sweet and sour?
2. Eat with them? I thought they were crutches for them’ little frogs?
3. No mashed potatoes… What kind of nonsense it that?
4. Can’t you just fry it up in butter and some bacon grease?
5. How do you know it’s chicken if there aren’t two legs attached to it?

Maroon fucking 5? Some more gay… Also gay… And gay… Your music is all very gay!

Makes them think when they anal probe me.

1. Crackinglidware.
2. Easyilystainedware.
3. Meltedinthemicrowaveware.
4. Almostledfreeware.
5. Smellslikedeathware.