Scudfish

Being an idiot doesn’t prevent you from being happy.

1. “Wait… Let me get out with my right foot first, as this way it will look like my crotch is smiling too!”
2. “Oops… Move along… Nothing to see here… It’s just the naked crotch of a skanky mother of two — ok, zero!”
3. “Sorry… I did twenty fat lines in the limousine and I had to use them for a gushing nose bleed!”
4. “Please… If you take pictures of my crotch, you also have to Photoshop out the tattoo that says, “K-Fed’s box forever!”
5. “Nooo… Guys! Come one… Show some class!”

Then God said… Let there be humans! And there was!

I have a ton of fun with my dog when my husband goes on business trips.

1. Batman t-shirts.
2. Porcelain Santa miniatures.
3. Liver spots.
4. North Korean flags.
5. Estrogen.

Getting ready for my super awesome suprise attack.

Never fall asleep around pricks.

1. Take Home Astronaut.
2. Take Home Bear Tamer.
3. Take Home Tap Dancer.
4. Take Home Sheep Farmer.
5. Take Home Mime.

I’m so very sorry! I can’t fix this… It has the Hewlett Packards.

Love at Warp 8.