Scudfish

Yes… Good… Let it all out… I can feel your anguish.

I rarely get laid even though I look cool.

1. Beer.
2. Prostitutes.
3. Cable TV in the bedroom.
4. Fast food joints.
5. Lysol bathroom spray.

Making more daytime for myself.

Not made in Japan.

1. She volunteers to blow up everyone’s boom sticks.
2. She gets her face displayed on the JumboTron — The Lakers bench does the wave.
3. She makes fifty bucks every times she goes for hotdogs.
4. She proudly points out her teeth marks on the guy in front of you.
5. She catches all the stray balls with ease — even the sweaty slippery ones.

Dude… Your timing and follow-through sucks dog balls.

I love tornados — they clean my trailer.

1. The Canton Tampons.
2. The Larry Kings.
3. The Curious Georges.
4. The Salad Tossers.
5. The Scurvy Men.

Don’t try to blame me… It was your stupid idea!