Scudfish

1. I don’t give a fuck when and if you go to the bathroom!
2. Dunbar states that you can only care for 150 people — why waste a digit on you?
3. I’ll simply use Google if I want to look at photographs of grinning imbeciles!
4. People you have never heard of taking the time to wish you happy birthday is simply pathetic!
5. You only become a real friend when you help me repair something around the house!

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