How to tell that your date at the basketball game works as a hooker
- She volunteers to blow up everyone’s boom sticks.
- She gets her face displayed on the JumboTron — The Lakers bench does the wave.
- She makes fifty bucks every times she goes for hotdogs.
- She proudly points out her teeth marks on the guy in front of you.
- She catches all the stray balls with ease — even the sweaty slippery ones.
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