Britney Spears when paparazzi is taking pictures of her naked crotch…
- “Wait… Let me get out with my right foot first, as this way it will look like my crotch is smiling too!”
- “Oops… Move along… Nothing to see here… It’s just the naked crotch of a skanky mother of two — ok, zero!”
- “Sorry… I did twenty fat lines in the limousine and I had to use them for a gushing nose bleed!”
- “Please… If you take pictures of my crotch, you also have to Photoshop out the tattoo that says, “K-Fed’s box forever!”
- “Nooo… Guys! Come one… Show some class!”
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