Scudfish

No favoritism… My ass!

1. Anyone playing country music within earshot of normal people, can be dragged to the village square and subjected to a stoning.
2. Women singing about romances with truckers are made to clean truck stop urinals.
3. Country music over-twangers are violently beaten until they gain control of their vocal chords.
4. Any man wearing a cowboy hat, sparkly shirt, and a moustache wider than their head, can be caught and sold in to slavery.
5. Writing song lyrics containing any of the following words: eyelashes, boogie, Sue, flatbed, flat head, American, riding, guitar, curls, cheating, knees, and any food products — punishable by death!

We are all special at MySpace.com.

Meat my grandma.

1. Side-head accessories.
2. No longer totally gay trinkets.
3. Metrosexual ear decorations.
4. Midlife crisis jewellery.
5. Fruit loops.

Bitch, find you own! I made this stain…

Being lesbian was perfect until this point.

1. Maria — You often feel like a victim. People say you look your best when you have a short hairdo. Dancing is not your thing, but you do it anyway because you don’t know any better.
2. Stuart — You have very few original ideas, instead you mimic people like a parrot. People often talk about your shoes and feet behind you back. Physical labour is not your thing, as you are generally a very lazy person.
3. Raymond — You often scratch yourself in public without knowing. People find you untrustworthy and a bit of a goof. Walking around without antiperspirant is not your thing, as even dogs will stop licking themselves if they get a scent of you.
4. Agnes — You often complain about minor aches and pains. People think you are a whining bitch and avoid inviting you to parties and celebrations. Public speaking is not your thing: people will often get panic attacks or start scratching their faces if you talk for more than a couple of minutes.
5. Silvia — You think of yourself as being a queen or a princess and act accordingly. People love being that superficial friend who talks crap about you behind your back. Going camping or living without electricity is not your thing, and you would prostitute yourself simply to sleep in a bed.

We are partying like crazy people!

Omg… U r gonna do wut 2 me?