Scudfish

Bye! Like you no more…

The Greek were made for each other.

1. Ryan Seacrest: “I’m gay!”
2. George W. Bush: “I also don’t know how to wipe!”
3. Pamela Anderson: “My vagina and brains are also made out of plastic!”
4. Tom Cruise: “I sometimes get anally probed by aliens!”
5. O.J. Simpson: “Yes, I’m that schizophrenic killer I have been looking for!”

It’’s ok! You can club me now… I don’t mind.

Southern Comfort art.

1. There’s no point in pickling cucumbers if you only eat bacon.
2. Having a hot girlfriend strip you down with her eyes is much better than getting naked with grandma in the hot tub.
3. You will probably not make very many friends if they can smell you from a mile away.
4. Amsterdam is famous for its tulips and for the drug addicts that eat them.
5. You are most likely in a remote cabin if someone wearing a ski mask is trying to cut you in half with a chainsaw.

Hello there! How are you? What the fuck… Talking to the hand is stupid!

Fat ass humor.

1. You love her even though she smells like cabbage five minutes after stepping out of the shower.
2. You love her even though she has bushy nose hair.
3. You love her even though she leaves something that looks like badgers in the toilet without flushing.
4. You love her even though she will probably end up looking like her goblin mother.
5. You love her even though she has a tattoo of Keith Richards covering her whole left boob.

Life on the chicken farm is paradise.