Scudfish

Hello! I’m from Hogwarts… I had a message but I forgot it now.

This is you… This is me… Happy Valentine’s Day!

1. Naps.
2. Salty liquorice.
3. Prime Rib au jus.
4. Listening to people that actually know better.
5. Shaving, soap and shampoo.

I love my grandma very much!

I changed a lot since I got porn on cable.

1. On your shoes.
2. On your face.
3. On your hand.
4. On your keyboard.
5. On your crotch.

Nom nom nom! This foreplay sucks…

Lolz… I pizzed in u r coffee a lille bit.

1. Dancing with that drunk, groping aunt at your sister’s wedding. (1980)
2. From this guy who knew that girl who once watched the TV show Falcon Crest. (1981)
3. Duran Duran’s song “Hungry Like The Wolf”. (1982).
4. Your brother’s stained centerfold of Marianne Gravatte. (1983)
5. Washing yourself too eagerly after drinking a 68 oz. bottle of Coca Cola. (1984)

Bye! Like you no more…