Scudfish

When I sleep I often dream about going all karate on some punk.

1. Mega Boss.
2. Hoe.
3. Bitch-Up.
4. The Little Pony.
5. Mr. Fatty
6. Homie.

Wait! Don’t tell me… To get to the other side, right?

You shut up or I wil hang you in the basement — the Ritalin of the 1950’s.

1. Choking on someone else’s dentures. 
2. Slipping on a condom and falling in your trailer.
3. Getting picked up by Michael Vick to fight a vicious pit bull.
4. Getting eaten by a pack of crazed Japanese tourists.
5. Drowning in the bath when your balls or boobs get stuck in the drain.

Took me two days to roll it… Now I only need matches and some fingers!

Semen contains: citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium and zinc.

1. WE ARE AT WAR!
2. BRUTAL MASSACRE!
3. SUICIDE BOMBINGS!
4. KILLER PANDEMIC!
5. SHE SHAVED HER HEAD!

Left… Left… More to the left… Yup, that’s the spot! Now go nuts!

Our first date didn’t go as well as I had hoped.