Scudfish

Going to be a very Merry Christmas.

1. AK 47.
2. 357 Mag.
3. H&K MP5.
4. Mac 10.
5. Colt 45.

All that work for some stale cheest puffs…

I’m happy because I don’t have to kiss Rosie O’Donnell’s ass, like Elmo does.

1. O.J. Simpson is still tracking “the killer”.
2. Global warming is too far off.
3. There still aren’t enough nude PBS broadcasts.
4. Keith Richards is still alive.
5. Women are still in to Coors beer, Prozac and NBA players.

Oh my God! Did I cover the poop in the litter box? Can’t remember…

The world sometimes makes us feel insignificant.

1. Artificial snot.
2. 16 oz. gummy bears.
3. Orange flavoured Windex.
4. Inflatable goats.
5. Crocs scented bath oils.

Life is not fair! My human has coke, booze and hookers. I have mister squids…

My McDonald’s problem.