Scudfish

Me and John Deer are going to rule the world!

It’s mine… mine… mine…

1. Macaroni and Cheese.
2. Pepperoni pizza.
3. Count Chocula cereal.
4. Almost 100% beef hot dogs.
5. SpongeBob SquarePants pasta.

What? I did next to nothing!

I could be the king of Myspace.com but I choose to work as a prostitute.

1. “One chilli enema, Ma’am — straight up!”
2. “These leather pants are chafing my thighs something awful.”
3. “You can’t smell mine because of my body odour.”
4. “On your knees, biatch!”
5. “Give me a hug, Mr. Undertaker.”

I had a plan… but it didn’t work one bit.

My girlfriend is intelligent and has a sense of humor. She is also a slut, which makes her the perfect woman.

1. Building a tepee.
2. Flying the broomstick.
3. Peeling my pineapple.
4. Going spear hunting for dolphins.
5. Voting Bush.

1. No children or animals were severely hurt in the development of this product.
2. This product doesn’t enable you to fly; it merely makes feeble-minded people believe that they may do so.
3. Don’t digest, touch or even look at this product for extended periods of time.
4. Call the fire department and ask for the Hazmat Team in case of fuel cell leakage.
5. Stabbing someone with this product could result in severe bleeding, or even death.