Things you don’t want to hear from your buddy
- You can’t date my sister because she is currently suffering from Ebola.
- No, I have never consciously pulled your penis when you have been sleeping.
- Which of my ends smelled the worst?
- Thailand? Nah, let’s do a southern hoedown tour instead.
- I have never seen your wife naked; I just assumed that she had space shuttle-shaped birthmark on her left buttock.
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