Lines you rarely hear spoken in John Wayne movies

 


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  1. “One chilli enema, Ma’am — straight up!”
  2. “These leather pants are chafing my thighs something awful.”
  3. “You can’t smell mine because of my body odour.”
  4. “On your knees, biatch!”
  5. “Give me a hug, Mr. Undertaker.”

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