Scudfish

Always think outside the box!

OMG — is that Celine Dion music I hear?

1. “How to make a bomb” — (1) New Zealand, (2) South Africa, (3) Norway, (4) Australia, (5) Philippines, (6) Ireland, (7) United Kingdom, (8) Romania, (9) Malaysia, (10) Belgium.
2. “Am I gay” — (1) Ireland, (2) United Kingdom, (3) Australia, (4) New Zealand, (5) United States, (6 Canada, (7) Kuwait, (8) Norway, (9) Romania, (10) Malta.
3. “How to lose weight” — (1) Trinidad and Tobago, (2) Philippines, (3) Australia, (4) New Zealand, (5) Canada, (6) Singapore, (7) Ireland, (8) South Africa,  (9) United States, (10) United Kindom.
4. “What is aids” — (1) Jamaica, (2) South Africa, (3) Philipines, (4) Malaysia, (5) Australia, (6) India, (7) Canada, (8) United Kingdom, (9) United States, (10) China.
5. “I hate George Bush” — (1) United States, (2) Canada, (3) United Kingdom, (4) Bahrain, (5) Vietnam, (6) Hong Kong, (7) Poland, (8) Slovakia, (9) Nicaragua, (10) Italy.

Side note for “I love George Bush” — Not enough search volume to show graph…

I swear on my life… I will destroy the enemy base. 

Potentially mine if I can reach it.

1. Venus Williams — Rhino: antiperspirant for women who get wet like wildlife.
2. Al Gore — A.G’s 21 pounds in 21 days nude skip roping program.
3. Eva Longoria — Furback: back shavers and skin conditioners.
4. John Mellencamp — Alabama: brass spittoons and home distilleries.
5. Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo — The bulimia pill Vomitrex.

Oh… Nooo… It’s… A vegetable… Isn’t… It?

Dear God, can I please have some kind of mush for lunch again today?

1. Pineapple.
2. Mango.
3. Guava.
4. Peach.
5. Richard Simmons.

One eye… One tooth… No banjo.