Archive for July, 2007

 

 

Chicks dig this

Chicks dig this

Believe it or not — chicks dig this.

 

Misleading (and my suggested) text on our food processor

  1. Easy-clean (power wash only).
  2. Super (grandma-like).
  3. Diced (porridge).
  4. Juice (shampoo).
  5. Max (three).

 

Still respect your sister

I still still respect your sister… but I ate her.

 

Other Goth drones

Other Goth drones

Other Goth drones help me feel less retarded.

 

My most memorable plastic cards

  1. Staff card at Anna’s yoga club. (1985)
  2. Bjorn’s depraved video rentals. (1986)
  3. V.I.P. Club de Skanky’s. (1994)
  4. Platinum Member at Big Bruno’s steak house. (1999)
  5. Montreal Heart Institute. (2006)

 

Early 90s printer paper

What? It was just cheap-ass early 90s printer paper…

 

I like lifting things

I like lifting things

I like lifting things a lot.

 

Favourite nuts

  1. Hickory smoked almonds.
  2. Peanuts in the shell.
  3. Cashews in bulk.
  4. Pistachios when hot.
  5. My own: Tommy and Timmy.

 

Feng Shui of kitchen

Invisible Feng Shui of kitchen.

 

This is what I’ll do to you

This is what I’ll do to you

This is what I’ll do to you — This is what I’ll do to you…

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