Scudfish

Believe it or not — chicks dig this.

1. Easy-clean (power wash only).
2. Super (grandma-like).
3. Diced (porridge).
4. Juice (shampoo).
5. Max (three).

I still still respect your sister… but I ate her.

Other Goth drones help me feel less retarded.

1. Staff card at Anna’s yoga club. (1985)
2. Bjorn’s depraved video rentals. (1986)
3. V.I.P. Club de Skanky’s. (1994)
4. Platinum Member at Big Bruno’s steak house. (1999)
5. Montreal Heart Institute. (2006)

What? It was just cheap-ass early 90s printer paper…

I like lifting things a lot.

1. Hickory smoked almonds.
2. Peanuts in the shell.
3. Cashews in bulk.
4. Pistachios when hot.
5. My own: Tommy and Timmy.

Invisible Feng Shui of kitchen.

This is what I’ll do to you — This is what I’ll do to you…