Scudfish

1. LP recordings of Tintin’s many adventures.
2. Packs of cigarettes with chocolate in them.
3. Space: 1999 — The people and ships of Moonbase Alpha.
4. The ghost of my buddy’s grandmother in their potato cellar; even though his parents insisted that she was alive and well, and living in Helsinki.
5. Coca Cola.

Surreptitious cat being especially surreptitious…

My mom thinks I look cool — my mom is a selfish slut.

1. Seagulls.
2. Zombies.
3. Red liquorice.
4. Kidneys.
5. Vegetables.

Being a loaf of bread in the gutter…

I blow bubbles when I cry. I normally cry when mommy blows daddy.

1. Hairy Putter and the Stones of Phil Sopher.
2. Hairy Putter and the Lumber of Secretions.
3. Hairy Putter and the Premature Ass Kebab.
4. Hairy Putter and the Goblin for Hire.
5. Hairy Putter and the Out of Order Sphincter.
6. Hairy Putter and the Half-Bloodied Rinse.
7. Hairy Putter and the Daftly Hollers.

Stop! Nothing to see here!

Santa’s greedy little helper.

1. The Grubs.
2. The Aphids.
3. The Weevils.
4. The Cicadas.
5. The Earwigs.

This is not my home… so I try this!

SWM looking looking for an incredibly understanding, or gullible, woman.