What you never want to hear your neighbour say
- Perhaps you should build a higher fence because we are buying a pack of Pit Bulls.
- My parents are coming to stay with us because their village is being ravaged by Ebola.
- Is your chainsaw strong enough to cut a hooker in half?
- I beat my wife only because she walks in to doors and falls down stairs.
- Can my kids play at your house while I clean our Meth lab?
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