Archive for June, 2007

 

 

When I have a cold

When I have a cold

It’s a bit of a mess when I have a cold.

 

Reasons to hate Switzerland as a Canadian

  1. Switzerland has banks — Canada has parking meters.
  2. They have clean cuckoo clocks — We have shitty Celine Dion CDs.
  3. Swiss army pen knifes — Canadian army rabies vaccinations.
  4. 60% of Switzerland is mountains — 60% of Canadians drive drunk.
  5. Swiss people yodel — Don Cherry the yokel.

 

Travelling to the kitchen

Travelling to the kitchen.

 

When I fell in love with her

When I fell in love with her

And this is when I fell in love with her.

 

Common questions asked at our local La Belle Province fast food joint

  1. May I have a few more napkins please?
  2. Got a few more napkins?
  3. More napkins?
  4. If I finish my poutine — in which general direction are the toilets?
  5. Napkins?

 

Show tunes make me so happy

Show tunes make me so happy!

 

With girl power

With girl power

Filled to the brink with girl power.

 

Revealed: Britney Spears’ to-do list for February 16, 2007

  1. Drink breakfast.
  2. Drink lunch.
  3. Drink supper.
  4. Shave head.
  5. Get tattoos in the back of my neck.

 

Good book and my licorice thong

After work I enjoy a good book and my licorice thong.

 

Wut?

Wut?

Wut?

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