When I have a cold
It’s a bit of a mess when I have a cold.
Archive for June, 2007
Reasons to hate Switzerland as a Canadian
- Switzerland has banks — Canada has parking meters.
- They have clean cuckoo clocks — We have shitty Celine Dion CDs.
- Swiss army pen knifes — Canadian army rabies vaccinations.
- 60% of Switzerland is mountains — 60% of Canadians drive drunk.
- Swiss people yodel — Don Cherry the yokel.
Travelling to the kitchen
Travelling to the kitchen.
When I fell in love with her
And this is when I fell in love with her.
Common questions asked at our local La Belle Province fast food joint
- May I have a few more napkins please?
- Got a few more napkins?
- More napkins?
- If I finish my poutine — in which general direction are the toilets?
- Napkins?
Show tunes make me so happy
Show tunes make me so happy!
With girl power
Filled to the brink with girl power.
Revealed: Britney Spears’ to-do list for February 16, 2007
- Drink breakfast.
- Drink lunch.
- Drink supper.
- Shave head.
- Get tattoos in the back of my neck.
Good book and my licorice thong
After work I enjoy a good book and my licorice thong.
Wut?
Wut?