Scudfish

1. He realized that something had gone horribly wrong when he looked down at his left foot and toes.
2. Mrs. Porter’s arm looked, smelled, and tasted just like gangrene, even though she had washed it carefully.
3. There were 88 keys on the piano, and by the time the concert was over, he had abused every single known note in the universe.
4. Very few men are brave enough to climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower when covered in baby oil, lard and peanut butter.
5. A big grin started to spread on his face when he picked up the last nail and placed in-between the eyes of his daughter’s Tickle Me Elmo.

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