Scudfish

Tough guys don’t dance — ever.

1. Limping Dachshund.
2. Giggling Buffalo.
3. Beaver Two-Face.
4. Manically Dancing Moose.
5. Big Deer Tick.

My new friend, he farted more than a little bit.

Puppy always makes me sleepy.

1. Love the way your arms are of the same length.
2. Love the way you are able to walk with a minimal wobble.
3. Love the way you sit without standing up too much.
4. Love the way your hair doesn’t cover your whole face.
5. Love the way you don’t block the sun too much.

Pilates… I own it!

I have seen the end of Lost and it sucked.

1. More woman in every player than in the men’s league!
2. We don’t coke up and rape people like our male counterparts!
3. Shaquille O’Neil’s free-throw average would suck in our league too!
4. Come and check out our token white player too!
5. Less balls on the court makes for a more interesting game to watch!

Your balls… Can’t escape them.

As a kid I often used to get stuck in elevator doors and crap.