Scudfish

1. Imported.
2. Premium.
3. Select.
4. Canadian.
5. Ben’s homebrew that almost sat long enough.

Lie down so that I can tear your throat open.

1. Broken bottle.
2. Chainsaw.
3. Molotov cocktail.
4. Leprosy.
5. The Watchtower.

Japanese Emo ghost and nude skip roping fan.

1. High-fi… Three!
2. I believe this is your kneecap?
3. I’m afraid you might be sitting on a landmine.
4. Being able to lick your own back is never a good thing.
5. Carefully unclench and let the bowling ball slide out.

If only this shampoo also smelled like deer shit.

1. Best places to cure find your disgusting disease.
2. Going to show you make money you keep secret.
3. Lisa like a to show you new many bad woman toy.
4. Achieve picture perfect weight by do nutting.
5. I find jack-pot! I can help you toe!

Looking for royal rewards.

1. Museum of leftover wax body parts from other wax museum.
2. Museum of mystery pills stolen from the bathroom cabinets of grandmothers.
3. Museum of our wives’ old lawnmowers, curling irons and skin creams.
4. Museum of crap hidden in women’s couches by ex-boyfriends.
5. Museum of what we drank when our mother in laws were sent to prison.

We were best friends even though she was dumb as a beagle and smelled like diapers.