Made me fall in love
It was pool that made me fall in love.
Archive for March, 2007
Signage involving a skull and bones that I never want to see
- You should never have used this door.
- You are probably bleeding profusely by now.
- You will not be around long enough to finish reading this sign.
- You better count your toes now.
- You can smell it, can’t you?
Bus of cheerleaders
Tragedy - This bus of cheerleaders driving over a cliff.
Go crazy and maul you
Eventually they will go crazy and maul you.
World War II and gigolo slang
- Give a dirty orb.
- Latrine telegram.
- Agony wagon.
- Bought guts.
- Twist a dizzy.
Playing baseball with retards
Teamwork - Often it is like playing baseball with retards.
Tough living on the farm
It was tough living on the farm.
Songs Elvis sang in concert, but for which there luckily are no known recordings
- Blowin’ in the Wind.
- That’s Amore.
- House of the Rising Sun.
- Jingle Bells.
- Happy Birthday To You.
It could be a trap
Soap - It could be a trap.
The killing fields
My dad loved the movie the killing fields.