Scudfish

1. Yesterday.
2. Time.
3. It’s his father.
4. Flower.
5. Yeast infection.

Text messaging - At 120 mph. it is better known as natural selection.

I rather cough up a furball than drink Southern Comfort.

1. Cognac frog.
2. Blackened chicken.
3. Butter-lemon lamb.
4. Alaskan King Crab.
5. Jessica Simpson’s.

Tequila  - Will make your friends more photogenic.

The sphinxster still has it.

1. Wax-on / Wax-off — Karate Kid  I.
2. Ice the cake — Karate She-Male II.
3. Toss the the salad — The Pink Belt.
4. Paint the fence — Karate Kid I.
5. Buffalo rimjob — Showdown in Oregon.
6. Lick the grandma — Lost in Vermont.
7. Boot the puppy — Semi-White Master III.
8. Boil the eagle — Apache Karate Man II.
9. Skin the kitten — Karate in the Hood V.
10. Lube the dragon — Master Lee’s Wonderful Adventures VII.

Miss Congeniality - Congtatulations. Your tits are now officially not up to par.

The gayest Guinness world record ever.

1. Steak and blue cheese sauce.
2. Hot chunky Italian sausage.
3. Bacon and roasted onion with some more bacon.
4. Peanuts, cheesies and pretzels.
5. Liver, fava beans and Chianti.