Scudfish

Loves his bling.

1. MC Sooup God.
2. MC Donalds.
3. MC 2-2-2 Nice 2 Stutter.
4. MC Humpty Dumpty.
5. MC Buttcracker Stew.

Dishes - It is less work than sinking a battleship.

Cool and cooler still.

1. The Bull & The Milkmaid.
2. The Priest & The Choir Boy.
3. The Fat Man & The Tricycle.
4. The Sparrow & The Slingshot.
5. The Chicken & The Neighbor’s Mentally Challenged Son.

Friends - People who share your sad and pathetic interests.

This is bad-ass. This is not bad. This is bad.

1. My teenage daughter is a nymphomaniac but unfortunately only interested in air hockey and fuss ball players.
2. My +600-pound nudist grandpa enjoys rock climbing, skip roping, clog dancing, parachuting and bacon.
3. My son likes to wear pumps, frilly dresses and sing show tunes when I have my buds over for poker night.
4. My daughter’s boyfriend accidentally hit himself over the head with a shovel and buried himself in our backyard.
5. My sister lures unsuspecting and innocent homeless men into her bedroom with her meticulously groomed beard.

Timing - Wrong place at the wrong time.

She wasn’t afraid of flying derelict — yet.