Archive for March, 2007
- A large Meat Lover’s Pizza for a year’s supply of Cashmere premium quality bathroom tissue.
- Six pairs of Wal-Mart tube socks for an “I’m With Stoopid” t-shirt.
- Handful of glass beads in different colors for a vintage “Maria-Rosa — The Cleaning Lady Love Doll”.
- Partially eaten McDonald’s Sausage Egg McMuffin for a partially eaten “AAA” Rib Eye steak.
- Battlefield Earth DVD for some rat poison or an Archie comic book.
March 27th, 2007 | Posted in Lists | No Comments

Roofied — She is napping but her pussy is ready to go.
March 27th, 2007 | Posted in Reflections | No Comments

I hate my old dry self.
March 27th, 2007 | Posted in Funny pictures | No Comments
- “Itsy no mine…”
- “He statted it…”
- “Taught it was me moms…”
- “Dunno notin bout notin…”
- “The hoe stabbeded me afta…”
March 26th, 2007 | Posted in Lists | No Comments

The Death Star — 114344 militay personnel. 36132 family memeber. 1430 cooks. 983 Dry Cleaners. 124 hairdressers. 3 clowns. 1 tap dancer. They are all dead now.
March 26th, 2007 | Posted in Reflections | No Comments

It’s the closest to a threesome I ever got.
March 26th, 2007 | Posted in Funny pictures | No Comments
- Pencils on my desk…
One pencil in my eye —
blood drips like spring rain.
- Zippo December:
burning the lint off my socks —
power outage fun.
- Silly choking death:
killing two birds with one bite
and nothing to drink.
- Botox injections
just for fun and all over —
no legs to walk now.
- Dangling morning balls:
a scary target on a
Pit Bull Terrier.
March 25th, 2007 | Posted in Lists | No Comments

Match.com — When you are looking for someone very special.
March 25th, 2007 | Posted in Reflections | No Comments

Loves his bling.
March 25th, 2007 | Posted in Funny pictures | No Comments
- MC Sooup God.
- MC Donalds.
- MC 2-2-2 Nice 2 Stutter.
- MC Humpty Dumpty.
- MC Buttcracker Stew.
March 24th, 2007 | Posted in Lists | No Comments

Dishes — It is less work than sinking a battleship.
March 24th, 2007 | Posted in Reflections | No Comments

Cool and cooler still.
March 24th, 2007 | Posted in Funny pictures | No Comments