Original pickup lines
- We could simply fling our crap around and lose this shitty joint, and go at it like dirty monkeys!
- I’d love to wear you like Hannibal Lecter wears his mask!
- Come home to my place and play twister… I promise I won’t fart unless you really want to…
- I would love to make you want to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin in the morning!
- Want to come to my place and see my DeWalt DW650E Belt Sander and dungeon?
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