Boredom haiku

 


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  1. Pencils on my desk…
    One pencil in my eye —
    blood drips like spring rain.
  2. Zippo December:
    burning the lint off my socks —
    power outage fun.
  3. Silly choking death:
    killing two birds with one bite
    and nothing to drink.
  4. Botox injections
    just for fun and all over —
    no legs to walk now.
  5. Dangling morning balls:
    a scary target on a
    Pit Bull Terrier.

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