Scudfish

1. My teenage daughter is a nymphomaniac but unfortunately only interested in air hockey and fuss ball players.
2. My +600-pound nudist grandpa enjoys rock climbing, skip roping, clog dancing, parachuting and bacon.
3. My son likes to wear pumps, frilly dresses and sing show tunes when I have my buds over for poker night.
4. My daughter’s boyfriend accidentally hit himself over the head with a shovel and buried himself in our backyard.
5. My sister lures unsuspecting and innocent homeless men into her bedroom with her meticulously groomed beard.

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