Scudfish

1. Chickz.
2. Slutz.
3. Bitchz.
4. Hoez.
5. Skankz.

Evolution - Things we did not do 245 million years ago.

I dream about clowns and clowns.

Other equally fascinating facts regarding the number 23 as used “to death…” in Jim Carrey’s latest movie.

1. 23 people on average harass Jim Carrey with horrible “Jim Carrey” impersonations every day.
2. 23 people falling asleep or purposely hurting themselves is considered ‘very good’ for a Jim Carrey movie screening.
3. 23 acres of Earth’s ozone layer was depleted to keep Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura characters’ hairdo up to snuff during filming.
4. 23 inches is what you would need to have in your briefs to make your as appealing to women as Jim Carrey’s charm — and his millions.
5. 23 Elvis Presley movies equal the pain and suffering caused by Jim Carrey’s “Cable Guy” to people outside Memphis, Tennessee.

Life - In the real one you will never fuck a princess.

I beat your record in Tetris.

1. LCBWT — Lower Cortex Brain Wave Translator.
2. ENC — Endo Neuron Chip.
3. MOCS — Magneto Optical Camera Strap.
4. HRAS — High Resolution Atom Sorter.
5. PYSWD — Portable Yoghurt Spoon Washing Device.

Hundred pounds - Seems like so much more when it is around your neck.

Moses was the first dude to really kick ass.

1. “…grout your kitchen sink.”
2. “…talk to my friend King Lear.”
3. “…even Dick Cheney looks good bald.”
4. “…can’t putty the San Andreas fault line.”
5. “…win at the Westminster Dog Show.”