Scudfish

1. Treat your French-Canadian wife with the same level of respect as you treat your chainsaw.
2. Never lick anything that looks like maple syrup unless it also smells like maple syrup.
3. Don’t try to strap a 1500-pound moose to the hood of your truck unless it’s very dead.
4. Only put your fingers in a beaver that won’t bite them off.
5. A “case of empties” equals 24 empty bottles of beer, or one full bottle of beer.

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